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This reporter read the news. What happened next will shock you!

by Georgia Dunn on August 13, 2015 at 9:44 am
Chapter: Local news
Characters: Buzzy Mouse, Elvis, Lupin, Puck, The Man, The Woman, Tommy
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  1. Jon
    August 13, 2015, 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Need more capital letters: the ONE easy trick to getting more EYEBALLS!

    (Note to self: the word “eyeballs” does not look good in capital letters.)

    And panel TWELVE is HYSTERICAL.

    • Shellie
      August 13, 2015, 10:23 am | # | Reply

      You are correct! Eyeballs is NOT a word that should be capitalized! LMAO

  2. Reba
    August 13, 2015, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    Squeee! Fat Tommy is back! Thank you, Georgia, for the BCN dose of sunshine to brighten our morning!

  3. Minda
    August 13, 2015, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    5 insanely clever life hacks for organizing cat toys!

  4. Roze
    August 13, 2015, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    I was so sad from reading too much news this morning, so I came here and feel better. Thank you, CN News Team!

  5. catena
    August 13, 2015, 10:05 am | # | Reply

    BCN clickbait!

  6. Phil
    August 13, 2015, 10:07 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking “People HATE this new trick!” is going to be a popular avatar.

    • catena
      August 13, 2015, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      That one looks suspiciously like the cat-butt-drag-across-the-carpet.

      • Phil
        August 13, 2015, 11:23 am | # | Reply

        Oh, I’m pretty sure it is!!!

  7. Ruthie
    August 13, 2015, 10:08 am | # | Reply

    Haha, now those are all click baits I would click on. I must know the trick people hate.

  8. Ruth
    August 13, 2015, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    I would be laughing out loud if I wasn’t taking a break at the office. For now, I must be gleeful but quietly. 😀

    Thanks for another wonderful comic.

  9. Callykins
    August 13, 2015, 10:17 am | # | Reply

    Love it! BCN goes satirical.

  10. Shellie
    August 13, 2015, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Oh! News teasers! Live at five! Love it!

  11. Dawn
    August 13, 2015, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHa! Awesome commentary on the clickbait articles!

  12. Natalie
    August 13, 2015, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    What kind of newsreader are you? Take this quiz and find out! ☺

  13. KarenN
    August 13, 2015, 10:47 am | # | Reply

    Tommy!!!! 😍

  14. Laura Little Holt
    August 13, 2015, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    “Take our CBN Survey and win a free prize.” Love to start my day with this News. Thank you, team.

  15. Mark
    August 13, 2015, 11:17 am | # | Reply

    Fuzzfeed!

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 11:51 am | # | Reply

      Ladies and gentlemen, this may possibly be my favorite comment of all time. Mark, this absolutely slayed me, I’m still laughing!

    • Mozleron
      August 13, 2015, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      This comment wins the internet!

    • Jon
      August 13, 2015, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

      Well-played, sir.

    • Rimbo
      August 13, 2015, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      Outstanding!

    • Chef hom
      August 14, 2015, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

      Fur real, that was well played

    • Susan
      September 30, 2016, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      Ultimate mic drop.

  16. Aaron
    August 13, 2015, 11:20 am | # | Reply

    The ONE thing the The People DON’T want you to know!!! Kudos, Georgia, this is great!

  17. Fido Gato
    August 13, 2015, 11:21 am | # | Reply

    I hear butt-scooting is going to be an Olympic event in 2020. Lupin on the way to Tokyo!

  18. Moll Cat
    August 13, 2015, 11:31 am | # | Reply

    Oh no! No pictures!

    • Sue Ellen
      August 13, 2015, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      Pictures at 11!

  19. Gloria
    August 13, 2015, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Elvis looks like I feel in panel 8, didn’t know tails were strong enough to carry brief cases & Georgia, that is a fabulous look for you! No GN clickbait??

  20. MippysMom
    August 13, 2015, 11:57 am | # | Reply

    “Take this QUIZ to find out what kind of cat you are!”

    • lemon
      August 14, 2015, 5:35 am | # | Reply

      or “How much of a cat are you?” or maybe something for the cats like “Can we guess your age based on your favourite kibble?” 😀

  21. Barbara
    August 13, 2015, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    Hi Georgia I’ve received the comments but not the comic itself, help!

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

      Oh no! I’m not quite certain why it might do that… Does anyone out there have any insight on this? I will try to look up what the heck could be happening. Thank you for letting me know, Barbara!

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 12:07 pm | # | Reply

      WAIT!!! Whoops—I just realized. I accidentally did that thing where the strip file is much bigger than usual. Fixing it now! Apologies, Barbara!!

      • Barbara
        August 13, 2015, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

        Thank you 🙂

      • Georgia Dunn
        August 13, 2015, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

        Okay, it *should* work! Please let me know if it does not show up. And thank you again for letting me know!

        • Barbara
          August 13, 2015, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

          Hi Georgia it’s one through fine, going back to read again

  22. Loripetnut
    August 13, 2015, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    OMG…..I’m still laughing! GREAT GCN strip Georgia! I wish there had been a place to click to actually read the news lists behind those story teaser lines. Lupin’s #8 favorite for example.

    Can’t wait for the book to come out!

  23. Charles
    August 13, 2015, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

    So when do we get the “Which BCN character are you?” quiz?

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      Oh man, I kind of want to make one of those somehow now…

      • Eve
        August 17, 2015, 9:11 am | # | Reply

        Oh, you must! I wonder how people divide up as to their favourites? Mine is Puck, because he has the same colouring as our girlie and because he’s such an affectionate kitty. But I adore them all, naturally!

      • MissMelony
        February 20, 2016, 1:34 am | # | Reply

        Was this ever made a thing? I wanna take this quiz lol.

        • Georgia Dunn
          February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm | # | Reply

          Hahaha! It wasn’t, but I should! Maybe one day!

  24. Elayne Riggs
    August 13, 2015, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

    Every single clickbaity panel made me laugh out loud! Well done!

  25. Hopalong Ginsberg
    August 13, 2015, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

    CN News Team Discovers Clickbait – World Comes To An End!

  26. ace
    August 13, 2015, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

    Another genius strip!

  27. mary
    August 13, 2015, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

    Hi!!! You nailed this 100%! I love this skit. So much stupid things like this on the media, but you and the boys made it fun!!

  28. tigger
    August 13, 2015, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    There are no cartoons I’ve loved more than yours – I look so forward to Mondays and Thursdays. I only signed up last week, received last Thursday’s but none this week. (I cheated – went to ‘bcn’.com and look for the date.) On the other days, I go to ‘bcn’.com and re-read the older ones. I can’t thank you enough Georgia – I haven’t laughed this much in years and never this consistently. Still laughing over ‘What makes the man scream’ and these teasers are perfect – I want to stay tuned. : )

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you for letting me know! I will try to update your subscription manually, let me know if it continues. I hate to admit, I am dreadful when it comes to computers. That has been a real blessing of having the strip on GoComics, they handle all of that for me on their site! Here, there are still hiccups from time to time because the tech support is just me frantically Googling issues until I find an answer! Haha!

  29. Suz
    August 13, 2015, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

    Hysterical. What a great strip, Georgia! Thanks for all the chuckles.

  30. Eva
    August 13, 2015, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    Georgia, please, please add more prints. They are the only gift we’ve asked The Man to get us. We want three different prints, at the least, for every room that we have. Everyone who sees what we have now love them. Panel #’s 7 and eight are adorable. But few of the panels aren’t.

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 10:13 pm | # | Reply

      I shall continue to work on getting more prints together! I hope to have some more soon, thank you for wanting prints!! 😀

  31. Cat Lady Mac
    August 13, 2015, 4:06 pm | # | Reply

    “World ends at ten – film at eleven !”

    Love the comic ! (Any plans for a book ??)

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

      Yes!! A book is currently in the works for either spring or autumn of next year! 😀

      • Jim
        August 14, 2015, 11:00 am | # | Reply

        I’m looking forward to this! And more prints would certainly be welcome. We have one but there’s room on the cat wall for more.

  32. SometimesKate
    August 13, 2015, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

    10 new patterns for your hairballs! Make sure the People step in them all!

  33. awgiedawgie
    August 13, 2015, 4:20 pm | # | Reply

    “YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS THIS! The greatest collection of clickbait EVER!”

  34. Alison
    August 13, 2015, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Hahaha!!!! I don’t know which “story” I want to know the most – perhaps the 23 reasons Buzzy Mice make great companions, especially reason #8 {g}! Another great strip, Georgia, thanks for making me laugh out loud every single Monday and Thursday (and all the other days of the week when I go back to look at each strip again)!

  35. Mary Lovill
    August 13, 2015, 4:47 pm | # | Reply

    Loved it..looked at Gio my Abby for the plant that will make you throw up..and Tommy with the bird on his tummy. Loved them all!!! I’m so glad your strip came into my life..now I need a t-shirt with the boys on it and I’ll be set😎 thanks Georgia, you rock!!!!!

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you, Mary!!

  36. lemon
    August 13, 2015, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if there are any cat celebrities worth mentioning by the boys or maybe “How they look today!” news (with for example Simba or Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp) 😉

    • Mark
      August 14, 2015, 1:06 am | # | Reply

      “14 adorable kittens who grew up to be UGLY”

  37. Deb T
    August 13, 2015, 4:55 pm | # | Reply

    Is Garfield really a TABBY cat? The shameful truth…next up!

  38. Glynis
    August 13, 2015, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    Hi Tommy!

  39. Alyssa Cash
    August 13, 2015, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    Now THESE are the kind of clickbait articles I’d read! (now it’s time to figure out what’s under the box!)

  40. Susan
    August 13, 2015, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

    Brilliant! I love this

  41. Marisella
    August 13, 2015, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    Best clickbait I’ve ever seen! XD

  42. Scott
    August 13, 2015, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    You made today’s Midday Open Thread on the DailyKos – famous for it’s Pooty diaries!

    • Georgia Dunn
      August 13, 2015, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

      Yay!! Thank you for letting me know!

  43. Marilyn
    August 13, 2015, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    I love these guys! Mimicking all those headlines on “Trending News” puts it in perspective. Usually I’m anoyed by the drama, but with the kitties, I’m entertained. ❤️

  44. Iron Ed
    August 13, 2015, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    I guess I don’t read the news enough. My thought was that you were lampooning Reader’s Digest covers. 🙂 Either way this is funny!

  45. Brooks
    August 13, 2015, 9:54 pm | # | Reply

    Over here in Asheville, I’m dying of laughing way too much on this one. You’re killing me! My face hurts. Thank God for BCN at the end of a grim day. Give the reporters a raise!

  46. Taffy
    August 13, 2015, 10:01 pm | # | Reply

    This looks like what you find when you go to the weather and there are all these strange “must see items” at the bottom. What fun! you are amazing, and your “tabloid news” is way better than any other. Good Job.

  47. ccz
    August 14, 2015, 1:33 am | # | Reply

    I hate to seem obtuse, but at this point I’m clueless. How do you get the secret panel open for this strip (What happened next will shock you.) ? ccz

  48. Danielle
    August 14, 2015, 2:13 am | # | Reply

    “The one weird plant that will make you throw up.” Every panel is comic GOLD, but that’s my favorite.

    Also, an awkward left-handed high-five and Happy Left-hander’s Day to you and Elvis! (I knew there was a reason I liked him best.)

  49. Cat
    August 14, 2015, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

    Does the surprising secret to getting chin rubs involve the button that makes the Man scream?

  50. Lee M
    August 15, 2015, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    Coming up next: THE most EXCITING thing you’ve EVER seen in your ENTIRE LIFE!!! – right after an interminable collection of ads for stuff you don’t need.

  51. Tricia
    August 16, 2015, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Yaaay! Random things!!!

  52. Kasey Peters
    August 19, 2015, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    This is great! Just like news headlines, especially on Facebook. Lupin is one of the happiest cats I have ever seen and Tommy is next. Puck is doing a story on Buzzy mice! Too funny! !

  53. Gene Wirchenko
    December 15, 2015, 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Shocking confession from Morris: “I hate Nine Lives!”

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